Dinosaurs Will Die Duke 2022
Raise your goblet to the heavens and drink up tonight, for tomorrow we ride! We're heading uncomfortably fast at giant jumps, gapping to rusty rails, and suspending good sense in search of freestyle glory. Our steed: a Dinosaurs Will Die Duke Snowboard, with flat Goldie camber reinforced by kevlar stringers in a victorious V at tip and tail. If our bodies fail us, so be it. If we eat it on the landing, we eat it with honor!